Victoria and I go swimming on a Thursday night, and last night I finally let the frustration of evening swimming sessions get to me. So here is my rant about people swimming…
- If you are at a public swimming session, then you are probably not an Olympic swimmer so, those trendy, flat, tinted goggles make you look like a t**t.
- Choose your swimwear carefully, those tight shorts or long waist line speedos, make you look like a t**t.
- Strong “power” swimmers who will not got in the “fast lane”, annoy me.
- People who swim head down, front crawl, and expect you to get out of their way because they can’t see you, annoy me.
- People who swim on their backs in crowded lanes, see point 4.
- People who spend most of the session talking at the end of the lanes, annoy me.
- People who spit in the pool, you are a t**t.
- Do you really need to have a bottle of power juice at the end of the lane?
- Attractive women who wear small bikinis, you are very distracting, but worthwhile being there… 🙂
- Sales people, annoy me.
Swimming, Baths, Rant