I took my car to the garage yesterday; it was ready for its 90k service. As part of the service the garage gives the car a clean, which is a good thing as I hardly ever do… 🙁
So, I pick my nice sparkly car up and head over to work where I leave it in the car park for the next 8 hours… I leave the office at 7 o’clock and walk down to the car…
THE BASTARDS…
My card has been bombarded by bird shit. Not just the odd one from a passing bird; this is full on total attack. The car is absolutely covered. Hundreds of hits! It as if they were waiting for me to get a clean car so that they could all take a turn… maybe some rights of passage for the seagulls or the geese…
Now I’m going to gave to clean it at the weekend!
Rant, Birds, Clean Car