Ocean’s Twelve

What is it with this pile of shite…? I really enyoyed Oceans Eleven, I thought it was a well made remake despite being involved. So despite most sequels not matching their previous film in quality, I thought it would at least be worth a watch… I can’t believe I could have been so wrong.

I can’t even be bothered to describe the many things that are wrong with this film, all I want to say is… Never… never… never… watch Oceans Twelve it is a complete pile of arse paper.

What I really can’t believe is; they are making another film… Ocean’s Thirteen!!!!

Wikipedia George Clooney, Ocean’s Eleven, Ocean’s Twelve, Ocean’s Thirteen
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Just one more thing…

In my previous post on Swimming, I forgot something…

  1. Watches – What is it with people who feel they need to wear a watch in the pool? Is the timer at both ends of the pool not good enough to time your length? Are the clocks dotted around the pool not accurate enough to let you know when it’s time to go home?
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Swimming

Victoria and I go swimming on a Thursday night, and last night I finally let the frustration of evening swimming sessions get to me. So here is my rant about people swimming…

  1. If you are at a public swimming session, then you are probably not an Olympic swimmer so, those trendy, flat, tinted goggles make you look like a t**t.
  2. Choose your swimwear carefully, those tight shorts or long waist line speedos, make you look like a t**t.
  3. Strong “power” swimmers who will not got in the “fast lane”, annoy me.
  4. People who swim head down, front crawl, and expect you to get out of their way because they can’t see you, annoy me.
  5. People who swim on their backs in crowded lanes, see point 4.
  6. People who spend most of the session talking at the end of the lanes, annoy me.
  7. People who spit in the pool, you are a t**t.
  8. Do you really need to have a bottle of power juice at the end of the lane?
  9. Attractive women who wear small bikinis, you are very distracting, but worthwhile being there… 🙂
  10. Sales people, annoy me.
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Strangely Sensitive New Year

I was doing some site stats checking with Google and found a link to my site from the blog Venusberg. The archive link is from 2001.

Now Dan Griffiths, I think that’s his name, seems a intelligent enough chap, his blog in general is interesting enough to read, but I found it odd that he should choose to take a pop at me…

…but has still found time to write an unbelievable amount of terrible poetry and spawn a wain. Which means he must have had sex at least once. Well, probably, anyway.

Now, I’m not going to argue with his comment, there is indeed a large amount of terrible poetry on my site, I did after all write it in my mid to late teens, and I’m not particularly educated in the ways of literay rules and styles. Not to mention the fact that I am crap at English Language; but I still found it odd that he should randomly use me as his jibe of the day.

I can only presume he found the site because of Lords of Midnight and decided I was cheap content for his blog. It seems it was/is his MO as ParallaxView states…

Dan Venusberg is normally a man seemingly content to fritter away his intellect making cheap digs at minor bloggers,

Although I wasn’t actually blogging back then…

The upshot of all this is that it actually pissed me off! Now I’m not a man prone to sensitiveness and self esteem issues, but I actually considered removing stuff from my website! What is all that about?

So Dan, Happy New Year and thanks.

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Nigella Lawson

Nigella LawsonI am sucker for cookery programs. I tend to watch most of them although I can get bored after a number of series; I think celeb chefs just have their time….

I watched last night and she annoyed the hell out of me… how much flirtation can any person attempt to fill into a half hour program about food?

Every measurement, every bite, every stir, all done with an excessive dose of the celeb chef sultryness…

… made me sick! I doubt I’ll be watching her anymore…

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